captainclassycunts:

vegannvagina:

babyferaligator:

dumbass

Infomercial Kitten

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

captainclassycunts:

vegannvagina:

babyferaligator:

dumbass

Infomercial Kitten

Have you ever wanted to get a sip of milk and it just don’t go your way?

(via nao-kun)

raalts:

my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

(via nootflix)

“Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.”
— Porphyria R’lyeh.   (via mazzystardust)

(via child-of-wolf)

wearethefuckingused:

im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face

(via anencephalouss)

heliolisk:

rneerkat:

what if you kicked the air and your leg flew off

That would be quite allarming

(via nootflix)

tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

(via thirteen-thirsty)

frickin-plot-twist:

*violently refreshes your blog until you answer my anon message* 

(via romancerequestdenied)

lamelohan:

teacher: why didnt you do your homework last night??

me: im trying to save my virginity till i get out of high school sorry

(via ladyhulhu)

rampagey:

amydentata:

robot-heart-politics:

GOP Politician Tweets That Transgender People Should Go To Concentration Camps

Todd Kincannon later conceded that, if concentration camps aren’t going to work, “mental institutions will do just fine”

Trust me, there’s more than just trans people he wants to see in camps, but this is what will give him the least backlash.

PASS THIS ON LIKE A JOINT AT A COLLEGE PARTY, FOLLOWERS. I WANT TO SEE THIS FUCKER FACE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES FOR THIS DISGUSTING THING.

(via tecldiursa)

craigstafer:

solarselection:

blood-sweat-thc:

so how do u 360 no scope

With this invention, wars will become a thing of the past.

International incidents will be settled via Battlefield 6/Counter Strike Tournaments.

For the smaller countries beefing with each other, there will be a 2 days long LAN battle featuring Team Fortress 2

And for the civil wars, you will play Call of Duty for 18 hours straight.

Whoever loses has to shut the fuck up and meet some demands.

no fucking way

(via heterophobiathehedgehog)

“umm you realise you can just unfollow me right?this is the Internet!!!”
— me in person wen someone disagree with wat I said (via whitesareterrorists)

(via heterophobiathehedgehog)

yanclere:

yanclere:

oh tumblr with your superlock and dr. natural and sherwho xD

image

oh boy

image

OH BOY

(via axelneedsdragons)

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(via pizza)

vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

(via brandywine-bridge)